Treasurer Joe Hockey has come under fire for encouraging young people to create temporal paradoxes.
Abbott Cops to Good Government/Bad Government Ploy
Tony Abbott has admitted that the Liberals have been employing a “Good Government/Bad Government” routine on the people of Australia.
Experts Tout Benefits of Prettier Energy Sources
Australian energy experts have backed up Joe Hockey’s assessment that wind-generated electricity may not be pretty enough to be added to the national grid.
Hockey Discovers Quantum Economics
Treasurer Joe Hockey has been credited with discovering Quantum Economics, in which an economy can simultaneously be in crisis and not in crisis.
Unemployed Youth To Get More Hours In Day
An amendment has been made to the Liberals’ May budget to increase the number of hours in the day for unemployed youths, following the news that they will be required to apply for 40 jobs per month.