Following the suggestion that people who receive government welfare payments should be subject to ongoing drug tests, there have now been calls for politicians’ salaries to be “mean tested”.
Did Joe Hockey Travel Back in Time to Silence Himself?
Stunning revelations today as it seems now that Joe Hockey somehow managed to travel back in time in order to silence himself. Only days after embarrassing footage of Hockey campaigning for free education at a 1987 protest emerged, all evidence of this footage has now vanished.
Hockey: Cuts and Taxes Balance Each Other Out
Treasurer Joe Hockey held a brief press conference this afternoon to further clarify the effects of the cuts and taxes detailed in the recent budget. According to Hockey’s theory, Australians don’t need to be concerned about the planned cuts or taxes as they simply cancel each other out. “Sure, we’ve got a few new taxes,” […]
Fire Crew Called To Hockey Interview
A fire crew was called to Joe Hockey’s interview on ABC’s Q&A program on Monday night after the Treasurer’s pants spontaneously burst into flame mid-sentence. Hockey was fielding a question from host Tony Jones as to whether any election promises were broken with the release of the budget when, shortly after answering in the negative, […]