Treasurer Joe Hockey has come under fire for encouraging young people to create temporal paradoxes.
Libs to Improve Housing Availability by Increasing Homelessness
The government has revealed that recent policy moves are part of a plan to improve the availability of affordable housing by forcing more people into homelessness.
Experts Tout Benefits of Prettier Energy Sources
Australian energy experts have backed up Joe Hockey’s assessment that wind-generated electricity may not be pretty enough to be added to the national grid.
Abbott Raises Threat Level to “Alright Looking”
Tony Abbott has raised his personal Threat Level to “Alright Looking” following the news that he would be touring a factory at which, rumour had it, a woman was employed.
Anti-Gay Rally Foiled By Rainbow
Organisers of an anti-gay rally yesterday were flummoxed by the appearance of a rainbow over their rally point.