Controversy has again surrounded Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s daughter Frances following an incident in which she returned a partly eaten salad due to it being “not salady enough”.
An amendment has been made to the Liberals’ May budget to increase the number of hours in the day for unemployed youths, following the news that they will be required to apply for 40 jobs per month.
An update on NBN Co’s 2013 strategic implementation review has revealed that the Liberals’ cheaper version of the NBN may be at risk due to, amongst other things, a lack of Morse Code telegraphers.
Following the suggestion that people who receive government welfare payments should be subject to ongoing drug tests, there have now been calls for politicians’ salaries to be “mean tested”.
Under radical new plans announced by the Liberal party today, séances will be used to recover new student loan interest debts from the dead. The movement is being led by Minister for Education (and now Debtfinder Pursuivant) Christopher Pyne.