As part of a broad restructuring move, Prime Minister Tony Abbott announced today that the office of Minister for Women will now be known as Minister for Chicks. “It’s shorter, it’s catchier, and I think it better reflects this government’s progressive and enlightened approach to dealing with womens issues.”
Speaker Bishop Denies Favouritism
Responding to recent criticism, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Bronwyn Bishop, has denied she has any bias towards the Liberal party. “Whether I am dealing with the ugly, brutish oiks from the Labor party or the dazzling and graceful talents from the Liberal party, I do not and will not take sides.”
St Ives Resident, 68, Is New Australian Classification Board
As part of the cost savings laid out in their recent federal budget, the Abbott Liberal government today announced that the roles of the Administrative Appeals Tribunal, Social Security Appeals Tribunal, Refugee Review Tribunal, Migration Review Tribunal and Classification Review Board will now be fulfilled by 68 year old St Ives resident, Bruce Ecklin. Mr Ecklin, […]