Rumours abound today that Prime Minister Tony Abbott may be taking a break from politics to take his magic act on the road later this year.
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been branded an “overgrown man-child” for appropriating seats from Labor MPs while travelling on his private jet to attend a bipartisan political event in Sydney.
Word on the political grapevine today is that Malcolm Turnbull has taken his ball and gone home, leaving the other Liberals with no game to play. Andrew Bolt and Alan Jones have responded with calls for a dacking.
In an unexpected move, defence minister David Johnston has accused Opposition leader Bill Shorten of personally sabotaging the Prime Ministerial RAAF jet.
Tony Abbott confirmed today that under the provisions of the recent federal budget, schools would have the option of hiring a clown to cheer students up but would not have the option to hire any other sort of counsellor or youth worker. “There is a crisis in today’s youth,” Abbott stated, “and I believe this can only be solved with laughter.”