The head of ASIO has stated that while he appreciated the additional powers granted by the recent National Security Amendment Bill, he was concerned that they went too far.
Abbott Warns Solar Power Will Destroy Sun
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has warned that excessive use of solar power will destroy the sun.
US Requests Abbott Jump Off Cliff
Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s willingness to comply with requests from his US counterpart is being tested after the President asked him to jump off a cliff.
Brandis Gives Meta-Interview on Metadata
In a fitting move, Attorney General George Brandis has demonstrated his technological aptitude by delivering a meta-interview on the topic of metadata.
Speaker Bishop Denies Favouritism
Responding to recent criticism, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Bronwyn Bishop, has denied she has any bias towards the Liberal party. “Whether I am dealing with the ugly, brutish oiks from the Labor party or the dazzling and graceful talents from the Liberal party, I do not and will not take sides.”