Here we see Mathias Cormann, Joe Hockey, Tony Abbott and Warren Truss, the members of the Expenditure Review Committee who will meet in mid November to decide the ABC’s fate. What’s worrying about this photo is that all four are already well on the way towards turning into moustache-twirling silent movie villains. It’s no longer […]
Abbott’s Negative Energy Explosion
It’s a little known fact that all that hand-shaking isn’t just for show: politicians must regularly shake hands in order to discharge any build-up of negative political energy in their bodies, or risk a potentially catastrophic meltdown. Unfortunately, Tony Abbott skipping the UN Climate Summit in September caused a major build-up and it’s now resulted […]
Serious Threat to Australia Identified
For the first time ever, we honestly didn’t know what to say.
Her Majesty Detained on Manus Island
Her Majesty’s boat has been intercepted by the Navy while attempting to make its way to Australia and she’s been detained at Manus Island (pictured here with a couple of the staff). She seems happy enough but perhaps she’s getting preferential treatment?