It’s a little known fact that all that hand-shaking isn’t just for show: politicians must regularly shake hands in order to discharge any build-up of negative political energy in their bodies, or risk a potentially catastrophic meltdown.
Unfortunately, Tony Abbott skipping the UN Climate Summit in September caused a major build-up and it’s now resulted in him giving out a massive burst of negative political energy.
Several countries have already attempted to harness the negative energy to generate power, identifying Mr Abbott as a potentially limitless source.