Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s willingness to comply with requests from his US counterpart is being tested after the President asked him to jump off a cliff.
Abbott Open For Business
Tony Abbott has spent the first day of his visit to the United States endlessly repeating the same phrase over and over again, prompting fears that his software may be glitching.
Abbott Observes One Minute’s Somnolence
A misinterpretation by Tony Abbott has resulted in a brief but unscheduled doze during a D-Day remembrance ceremony.
Shorten Accused of Plane Sabotage
In an unexpected move, defence minister David Johnston has accused Opposition leader Bill Shorten of personally sabotaging the Prime Ministerial RAAF jet.
Abbott Denies Presence of Climate Change Elephant
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has denied that there will be any elephants present for his upcoming talks with US President Barack Obama. “I hear all this drivel about how there’s going to be a climate change elephant in the room when Mr Obama and I meet, and it’s just not on the cards.”