Tony Abbott has admitted that the Liberals have been employing a “Good Government/Bad Government” routine on the people of Australia.
Libs to Raise Profile of Opposite Day
The Liberal party has announced a campaign to raise public awareness of Opposite Day, celebrated nationally each year on the 6th of September.
ABC To Replace Current Affairs With Friends
The ABC has announced that it will be replacing most of its current affairs programming with re-runs of old Friends episodes in order to meet its budget cut obligations.
Hockey Discovers Quantum Economics
Treasurer Joe Hockey has been credited with discovering Quantum Economics, in which an economy can simultaneously be in crisis and not in crisis.
Abbott Takes Magic Show on the Road
Rumours abound today that Prime Minister Tony Abbott may be taking a break from politics to take his magic act on the road later this year.