Tony Abbott has admitted that the Liberals have been employing a “Good Government/Bad Government” routine on the people of Australia.
The government has revealed that recent policy moves are part of a plan to improve the availability of affordable housing by forcing more people into homelessness.
The ABC has announced that it will be replacing most of its current affairs programming with re-runs of old Friends episodes in order to meet its budget cut obligations.
Treasurer Joe Hockey has been credited with discovering Quantum Economics, in which an economy can simultaneously be in crisis and not in crisis.
Australian scientists have raised concerns over the Liberals’ proposed job seeker policy, suggesting that its extreme density may warp or even damage the fabric of the universe.