Prime Minister Tony Abbott has courted controversy by awarding a knighthood to the infallible head of the Roman Catholic Church and earthly representative of God.
Cormann Publishes Taxonomy of Girlie Men
Finance Minister Mathias Cormann has added another string to his bow with the publication of a formal treatise on the taxonomic categorisation of Girlie Men.
Shorten Victim of Government Appropriation
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been branded an “overgrown man-child” for appropriating seats from Labor MPs while travelling on his private jet to attend a bipartisan political event in Sydney.
Shorten Accused of Plane Sabotage
In an unexpected move, defence minister David Johnston has accused Opposition leader Bill Shorten of personally sabotaging the Prime Ministerial RAAF jet.