Treasurer Joe Hockey has been credited with discovering Quantum Economics, in which an economy can simultaneously be in crisis and not in crisis.
Young unemployed people facing the prospect of receiving no dole for six months should simply learn to absorb nutrients from the air, according to Social Services Minister Kevin Andrews. “Evolution does give them that option.” It was revealed as part of the recent federal budget that from 2015, people up to 30 years old will […]
Treasurer Joe Hockey held a brief press conference this afternoon to further clarify the effects of the cuts and taxes detailed in the recent budget. According to Hockey’s theory, Australians don’t need to be concerned about the planned cuts or taxes as they simply cancel each other out. “Sure, we’ve got a few new taxes,” […]